A pony with a cold was giving a speech to all the animals in the barnyard. Before he began he explained, "Excuse me, but I'm just a little hoarse."
Saturday evening, when all the kids were over for Sami's birthday, my eight year old grandson asked me this question:
"Grandpa, are you in puberty?"
"No", I replied. "I left puberty behind more than fifty years ago."
"But, when your voice changes, isn't that when you're in puberty?" he asked.
I explained to him that I had a cold and was just a little hoarse and that my voice would be back to normal in a couple of days.