If I was a squirrel I wouldn't mind an all expenses paid trip to such
surroundings as these. Imagine the freedom to frolic tree to tree, or to lounge
around polishing your nuts all day if you feel so inclined.
Mr. Squirrel kept calm during the trip. I couldn't help but think
that he was memorizing the landmarks along the way with the
intention of finding his way back to my house. I hope six miles was enough.