I noticed Rod Stewart has a new cd out. It's the third in a series of old standards and love songs. Women sure are attracted to him, and why? He sounds like he has congenital laryngitis, and has he ever combed his hair in his life? I'm better looking than he is, and I have a better singing voice. But I'll have to admit: no women have ever been so moved by my singing that they threw their panties in my direction.